Had enough of that rest and terminal relaxation? Woody's Extreme Croquet is an athletic event sure to satisfy even the most daring blue crabs. Pitted against beer swilling bi-peds with heavy wooden mallets, your survival skills will be tested to the limits, as you deftly avoid being torn limb from limb (Good thing those darn things regenerate, huh?) To level the playing field, those clawless freaks of nature are provided with bibs and knives as well, and you and your crab teammates will be mortality-challenged for the event.